But at least they’re better than this guy:
Source: Telegraph
Libya‘s Muammar el-Qaddafi appeared to be trying out for My Fair Lady yesterday when he addressed reporters, his first statement since protests broke out in his country. He appeared for about 30 seconds on Libyan Television, saying, “I want to have some rest…Because I was talking to the young man at Green Square, and I want to stay the night with them but then it started raining. I want to show them that I am in Tripoli, not in Venezuela. Don’t believe those dogs in the media.”
Denial is apparently not just a river in Egypt.
Mubarik & Qaddafi. Two Peas in a Pod.
Update: Qaddafi spoke again on state television Tuesday. It was just as incoherent. (He will never leave Libya. He will die a martyr. The protesters are on drugs. The protests are happening because of “greasy rats and cats.” Um. Yeah.)
“Denial is apparently not just a river in Egypt.” hahaha! Indeed.
The guy is batshit crazy. I’m watching his speech right now, and I have no words.
http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/qaddafi_sons_dissertation/
First of all, this is pretty funny. Second, I think I should hire someone to write my dissertation
what is this tome that he’s reading from as he readjusts his costume? His insanity should be enough cause for deposing him!
It’s the CONSTITUTION. Green like the flag.
And is he in a bomb shelter?!
Also, “I will cleanse Libya house by house” if protesters don’t surrender?! Horrifying.
Ten Step Program for Gaddafi:
Step 1: Get a haircut.
Step 2: Stop wearing Hawaiian shirts and whimsical togas.
Step 3: Get rid of the bedouin tent that you travel with.
Step 4: Disband your troop of she-bodyguards.
Step 5: Dude…whats with the occasional face make-up?!
Step 6: Remember, Hosni was badder…yet he got booted.
Step 7: Let it go…even you must be bored after 42 years.
Step 8: Make sure the Swiss don’t freeze your accounts.
Step 9: Plan a vacation with Hosni, Zain, Khalifa and Ali.
Step 10: Spend your last days planning an extravagant state funeral and designing your mausoleum (though you will probably die in exile somewhere, and the only people who will remember you are the handful of citizens in Pakistan who constantly wonder why the heck we have a cricket stadium named after you!)
Step 11: RETIRE THE BUNGA BUNGA. It’s sick. Disgusting even.
http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2011/02/berlusconi-watch-in-the-crypt-with-bunga-bunga.html
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The people you are speaking of are the uber men of the middle east. they’re sharp, evil and powerful. only the combination of the three can oust them. but hell it takes balls to rule for 30+ years…
Rename the Gaddafi stadium to Madame Noor Jehan Stadium!
Denial is a defense mechanism in which a person is faced with a fact that is too uncomfortable to accept and rejects it instead, insisting that it is not true despite what may be overwhelming evidence. That is what Qaddafi wants to believe for himself. But people wants change… He cannot do anything about that and should stop denying it.
Yaar, Kalsoom, much as I love your website, after Libya got Qadaffi, we got Yahya Khan. It’ll take larger than the Libyan body count to live down Agha Mohammad Genocidaire Khan.