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I am currently in the midst of conceptualizing and writing far deeper posts, but this story was just too ironic to ignore. According to news agencies Tuesday, a bear killed two militants after “discovering them in its den” in Kulgam district, just south of Srinigar in Indian-administered Kashmir. According to the Telegraph, the men, known by the names of Saifullah and Qaiser, along with two others who escaped, were “members of the region’s most powerful group Hizb-ul Mujahedin,” an Islamist separatist group that emerged in Pakistan in 1989 and has since been active in Jammu & Kashmir.
BBC News reported, “The militants had assault rifles but were taken by surprise – police found the remains of pudding they had made to eat when the bear attacked.”
Moral of the story, militants: Stay away from the pudding. Unwanted carbs and it attracts bears. Nothing says “unworthy of virgins in Heaven” quite like “death by bear looking for afternoon snack.”
At least we know if all else fails in South Waziristan, the Pakistani military can air drop boxes of pudding and unleash the bears. Genius tactic.
CHUP! - Changing Up Pakistan 
Motorhama – the real reason for the bear hug ij written in the LMU rebort “GUBO or Shahadat”:
http://bositiveneuj.blogspot.com/2009/11/two-moojahids-embrace-shahadat.html
Hahaha!! Awesome! Esp this: “The bear told them that they would pe punished phor coming into hij cave camplex. But pecauje they were tall, fair and tight musharaffed moojahids, they were allowed to chooj their bunishment.”
Oh here’s also part in BBC News I didn’t cite but thought was interesting/weird:
Wildlife experts say the conflict in Kashmir has actually resulted in an increase in the population of bears and leopards.
Following the outbreak of the insurgency people had to hand in their weapons to police – which put a halt to poaching.
As a result, there has been a greater incidence of man-animal conflict, say experts.
There have been many reports of bears and leopards killing or mauling humans in different parts of the Kashmir valley in recent years.
well its a nice idea to drop such things there but i dont think that it will be needed to practice.
How can anyone make fun of or even find anything humorous in this tragic end of two human lives? I am appalled, really!
Oh c’mon, Faiza. Let’s see the irony in this all. At least they won’t be killing people anymore. Am sorry if you took offense.
*Shrugs* Even then I feel that having the intention to kill is not the same as actually killing people. Those two were humans and were brutally mauled by a bear. There is nothing more to this story, humorous or otherwise.
I see your point, and you’re definitely entitled to your opinion. I apologize if you took offense!
The Kashmir Bear
There was a jihadist in the mountains of Kashmir. Indian Special Operations watched as the jihadist entered a cave. The jihadist took off all his clothes and put them down beside his weapons. Suddenly, a growl came from the back of the cave and a terrible, hungry bear emerged. The jihadist, careful to face the bear, backed out of the cave.
The Indians were astonished as the naked militant emerged from the cave. They reported that they had a jihadist with a bear in front and a bare behind.
LOL. Nice one, TT. Yeah, bearing all that’s been said in the papers, I think we should bear with the Pakistani Army as they engage with the militants, using guns or bear knuckles.
I dare you to use “bear” one more time in a sentence…
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hahahahahaha thanks for the laughs
Haha, this is great. If you don’t eat yer pudding you won’t become meat!
hilarious, I can see it now- “Pakistan Army to Enlist Bears” ha!
Hahahahahah Brilliant !!!
ROTFLMAO!!!
-Aly
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LOL! Kalsoom, nice one. Iguess these fundoos didn’t read their Goldilocks nursery rhyme in school. Though in this case, Goldi brought along their own pudding.guess I g
Great story!! In the midst of so much chaos, we need an occasional laugh!! Thanks Kals.
Epic post. Thanks for the laughs, Kalsoom.
@ Faiza,
I’m more than a little taken aback by your comments. First, how can anyone be sure these chaps hadn’t killed anyone? Toting AK 47s, its a given they would have done more than target practice!
Secondly, at the risk of sounding facetious, will you term the fundo who drove his explosive laden van to Meena Bazar in Peshawar as harmless while enroute since he only had ‘intention to kill’ & hadn’t yet detonated the bomb?
Finally, calling guys of their ilk ‘human beings’ is a cruel tribute to all those who’ve died due to terrorism worldover esp in Pakistan!
i could not help laughing..ha!ha!
..the bear was the true martyr here